In a move that has left political analysts scrambling and Twitter (sorry, X) on fire, Elon Musk—the world’s wealthiest space enthusiast, electric car magnate, and part-time flamethrower salesman—has officially thrown …
Elon Musk Reveals His Endorsement: “We Need a Red Wave Right Now” Read More
In what can only be described as an Olympic-level display of verbal gymnastics, NBC’s fact-checkers have revealed that Vice President Kamala Harris set a new record in political artistry during …
NBC’s Fact Checkers Reveal Kamala Lied 29 Times During Debate With Trump: “She’s Good At Lying” Read More
In a surprising twist that even Hollywood couldn’t have scripted, former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick has reportedly declared that he’s had enough of the disrespect in the United States and …
Colin Kaepernick Says He’ll Leave for Russia If He Doesn’t Get the Respect He Deserves in the U.S. Read More
In a move that has stunned the culinary and scientific communities alike, Texas has officially banned the sale of lab-grown meat, or as state officials prefer to call it, “printed …
Texas Officially Bans the Sale of Lab-Grown Meat: “It’s Printed Meat” Read More
In what could only be described as one of the most awkward moments in late-night television, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz was unceremoniously booted from Real Time …
Bill Maher Confronts Tim Walz on Show, Teaches Him A Lesson: “You’re a Disappointment” Read More
In the unpredictable world of sports, surprises are not uncommon, but few could have foreseen the peculiar turn of events when Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Jets’ stadium, suited and …
Colin Kaepernick Caught Sneaking into Jets’ Stadium, Gets Kicked Out Immediately Read More
In a stunning and unexpected turn of events, Beyoncé, one of the world’s most beloved and celebrated artists, has been permanently banned from the Country Music Association (CMA) after her …
Beyoncé Gets Banned From CMA For Life After Receiving No Nominations For Her Country Album: “She Can Never Be Country” Read More
In a shocking move that has sent Swifties and political pundits alike into a frenzy, pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president, declaring, “She’s …
Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris: “She’s My Role Model and Perfect for Our Country” Read More
In a shocking yet somehow inevitable turn of events, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that Paris will be permanently banned from hosting future Olympic Games following the controversial …
International Olympic Committee Bans Paris From Hosting Future Games: “They Went Too Far With Wokeness and Satanism” Read More
In a shocking move that has sent fans, critics, and even Satanists into a tailspin, the Pittsburgh Steelers have announced their official boycott of Pride Nights, citing concerns over what …
Following Chiefs, Steelers Also Announce Boycott of Pride Nights: “It’s Purely Woke and Satanic” Read More