In a move that has sent shockwaves across stadiums and social media feeds, the NFL has reportedly banned the performance of “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” commonly referred to as …
NFL Issues Permanent Ban on ‘Black National Anthem’: “There’s Only One National Anthem” Read More
In a stunning twist that’s sending shockwaves through both political circles and fortune cookie manufacturers, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz has reportedly announced he’s considering a move …
Tim Walz Is Thinking of Moving to China: “Maybe I should just move to China, Seems like I’d fit right in over there” Read More
In a move that’s sure to send shockwaves through classrooms and craft supply stores alike, Texas has officially passed a law making it a crime to bring a Pride flag …
It’s Official: Texas Declares Bringing a Pride Flag to the Classroom a Crime Read More
In a shocking and self-assured move, Hollywood superstar Mark Wahlberg has turned down a $2 billion offer from Disney to star in its latest blockbuster project, citing a staunch refusal …
Mark Wahlberg Rejects Disney’s $2 Billion Project: “No Chance I’ll Work With Them Again, Don’t Need That Wokeness in My Life” Read More
In a move that has stirred up both cheers and controversy, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has reportedly made it clear to his players that kneeling during the …
New England Patriots Coach Makes It Absolutely Clear, ‘There Won’t Be Any Anthem Kneeling in the Upcoming Match’ Read More
In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the fast-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted that the company has suffered a staggering $1 billion loss after …
Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Reveals A Loss of $1 Billion Since Going Woke: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again” Read More
In what may be the most unexpected twist in a 2024 election season already filled with plenty of surprises, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz is reportedly considering …
Tim Walz Is Thinking of Leaving the Country Permanently: “I’ve Lost It” Read More
In what can only be described as a cross between a reality TV show and a political roast, NBA legend and restaurateur Shaquille O’Neal reportedly threw Minnesota Governor and Democratic …
Shaq Throws Tim Walz Out of His Restaurant: “Don’t Come Back Here, You’re a Disappointment” Read More
In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning rod trans …
Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit” Read More
The digital world woke up to a shocker this morning: ABC’s long-running talk show “The View” was canceled. For over two decades, this women-led daytime show has kept us entertained, …
Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled Read More